Stephanie Gayle Fiction first, everything else later.

I'm so sorry for my belated and (let's admit it) half-assed posts of late. But when I present to you the following I think you will understand why I've been absent for some time.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

OMG indeed. I'll see you in a week, when you've escaped the delicious, crusty embrace of Tom Selleck and his sandwich du jour.

Yummmmmmmmmm...

Posted by Stephanie at 09:31 AM | Permalink

While checking my gmail I noticed that one of my chat status options was "invincible." I thought that was rad until I noticed it said "invisible," which disappointed me at first. But why? Invisible is pretty awesome too. Oh google! What can't you make happen? I'm going to go get invisible!

Posted by Stephanie at 05:09 PM | Permalink

God, I hate it when I discover the book I've spent untold hours researching and plotting has already been published.

All those hours in the danger zone, interviewing bears. For nought! Ah well, back to the drawing board.

Posted by Stephanie at 12:24 PM | Permalink

adding chowder to your backpack I recommend you don't. The stuff smells and it leaves white marks on black fabric and I know this because a quart of chowder exploded in my backpack tonight. Not good. Of course the very handsome boyfriend (for whom the chowder had been bought and transported) on seeing the little of the chowder that remained in its plastic container said, "Thank god you got the quart. Otherwise there wouldn't have been any left to eat." Ah yes, that's my man. Always looking on the bright side.

Posted by Stephanie at 08:35 PM | Permalink