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Parental guidelines

My parents are going on a two-week vacation to Arizona this week. Yay! Good for them. They have never been on a two-week vacation. Ever. The other night they told me their plans for this trip included the following activities:

* horseback riding
* Jeep ride in the desert
*hot air balloon ride
* white water rafting trip

My parents are swell but they are not incredibly active people. I'm not sure I'd describe them as mildly active people. My mother has an aversion to early morning.

So when I heard about their plans I asked what any reasonable, loving child would ask, "Have you increased your life insurance?"

Here's hoping they survive vacay.