Obviously I don't tweet. I'm a human, not a bird. Hence the lack of flying skills and the lack of tending to poop on your cars (you're welcome!)
As far as I am concerned the following two people are the only people who should be allowed the use Twitter because they understand that the format should be used for punchy jokes only.
Wendy Molyneux http://twitter.com/wendymolyneux
and
Max Silvestri http://twitter.com/maxsilvestri
As we all know I have a big ol' cruch on Max but Wendy has also earned my semi-steady love for tweeting such gems: "Let's just go ahead and make it Shark Year, shall we?"
Wow. By typing out someone's tweet instead of linking to it I think I might have just broken the System. Yay!
So for the rest of you fools. Stop tweeting. Leave it to the pros.