Going to the coast
The West Coast. Northwest Coast. Leaving Friday! Huzzah.
Today I received the following important advice: "Watch out for rain and vampires."
I'm pretty sure it's the dry season out there now but vampires? Hadn't even thought of 'em.
I was told to watch out for people not eating who sparkle in the sunlight.
"But what if they're wearing body glitter?" I asked.
After all I'd hate to stake the wrong person. That kind of stuff can get you a bad rep.
I'm sure I will have much to report (hopefully no slayings) upon my return to the Northeast Coast.