Look no further
I know all twelve of my devoted readers have been wondering what to buy me for the holidays (What holidays? Any holidays, silly! I love gifts.) but you need look no further. Behold!
Mo's Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancake Mix.
This is really going to simplify my weekends.
Sunday schedule
9:45 am wake up
10:00 am make coffee
10:10 drink coffee, make pancakes
10:30 eat pancakes
10:45-3:45 pm bounce up and down singing whatever comes to mind including patriotic songs made
to sing in second grade, because, right? who doesn't love those
3:46 pm nap
5:00 pm wake up
5:30 pm drink more coffee, do chores
8:00 eat dry pancake mix for dinner while making up magic spells for next day's use at office
10:30 pm sleep