"Don't love the ocean too much...
it doesn't love you back."
Words of wisdom from Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus, the greatest movie of our time.
I suspected that after a rough day this was the cinematic medicine I required.
It's so much worse than I suspected. There's a man with a terrible Irish accent saying"lass" far too often on screen. Oh he's an "ex-navy palentologist guru." My bad.
There is a montage featuring scientists at work that involves pouring brightly colored liquid from one test tube to another. It's like an eight-year-old's vision on science. I might be insulting eight-year-olds here. Apologies.
I'm guessing that of this film's $2700 budget most of the money went to crafts services.