Without interwebs--my harrowing experience
Over the years I may have developed a crippling internet addiction. I said "may have." The other night our cable went out. TV and DSL. No interwebs. Here are the notes I kept on that experience for posting when I finally reached a haven that had access to the many tubes I have come to rely on so very, very much.
Notes
Why? Why? Needs Internets!
Okay. Not the wifi. It’s the cable. I don’t want to talk to a call center rep from Bangalore. I haven’t got time for that pain.
Roommate confirms it’s the cable. TV’s out too. Why does RCN hate us?
It’s raining outside. Not a storm to end all storms. Just rain. Way to go, cable connection to the outside. You’re so weak!
Wants my internets. My precious. Tricksy cable men want you, but you’re mine.
It’s so cold. So. Cold. No webs. Hold me.
God, did I really write 10 pages in under two hours? That’s amazing! Maybe not having the Internets is a good thing.
I kid. I want Internets. Please. Send help.