What are your secrets, John Varvatos?
John Varvatos, tell me your secrets. Not all of them. No. I'm not interested in your secret recipe for the perfect brownie. Okay, I am, but I'm even more interested in knowing what it is that makes your men's shirts so soft. You know, the hipster cotton print ones? The ones I want to buy by the pound and then roll in? Except I haven't got that kind of money. In fact, I was sort of hoping you'd tell me your secret so I could make my own cotton tees and hoodies for less than $135. I suspected you of weaving silkworms into the shirts but then they'd have a silk percentage attached and they do not. Tell me, John Varvatos. Please?