Disappearing act
Sorry for the silence, everyone. It's been a very jam packed past week? Two weeks? How the hell long have I been gone? No matter. I'm back!
"Well," you say (arms crossed tight), "Where were you?"
Um, I can't tell you. But I will give you a hint.
"Pretty," you say. "Wait, are those palm trees? Is that the ocean? Weren't you just in the Caribbean recently?"
"Errrrrr."
"Are you some sort of international spy masquerading a sun-starved tourist?"
"Heh."
"No, really, are you?"
"Gotta go."
Hope y'all had a fabulous holiday season thus far, and may your New Year be delightful and hangover free!