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Tip of the day

If you don't want to find a corpse, don't get a dog. If you've ever seen Law & Order, you've probably seen an episode where a dog walker stumbles across a dead victim because the dog finds the body and just won't stop calling attention to it. Well, I've been doing some reading today and I assure you dogs are to corpses what I am to cupcakes. If there is a dead body in the area your dog will find it. Then you'll have to call the cops and talk to Lenny and Briscoe. So, unless you like that sort of thing, don't get a dog.

P.S. Cats never find corpses. And if they did, they wouldn't make a big deal out of it.

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