Plague
I have the plague.
Sore throat, achy, no longer reliable sense of temperature, ouchy lower back and my eyes hurt too.
Did I mention the exhaustion and stupidity? The part of my brain that remembers words or concepts has been sacrificed. For what? Fuel? Its white blood cells? Dunno. Just know that I need to go back to bed now. I've been awake a whole half hour and am thus wiped out.
I hate being sick. Expect more posts after this plague passes and let's hope it's fast-acting plague, shall we?