There is an LOLCats God!
I have found God. Thanks to eagle-eyed grad student, Annina, and repository of all things computer related, Mako, I have discovered that people are translating the Bible into kittie pidgin. Mako says I can even help if I want, srsly.
Check out the LOLCat Bible Translation Project.
Here's a sample from the Book of Job:
Prowlog
1 In teh land of Uz wuz a man calded Job. Teh man wuz goodz, afraid of teh Ceiling Cat and evilz.2 Teh man hadz seven sunz and tree doters,3 And lots of sheepz and camlez and rinoceruseses and servnts, srsly.4 His sunz tok turns mading cookies, and they all eated them.5 And Job wuz liek "Oh noes! Wut if cookies were sin? Gota prey, just in cased."
Isn't that great? When I get homez I am totes giv teh Ceiling Cat thx for LOLCat Bible. Kthnxbai!