Great gift ideas: part the third
Usually, while browsing the Sky Mall catalogue during flights I am struck by the extreme crapiness and craziness of the merchandise. Usually. But ummm, this may have made me a convert. Ladies and gents I present to you the Dough-Nu-Matic!

It makes mini-donuts!!!! In less than a minute. Ack.
I I have a strong supposition someone is flying in an airplane in the skies above me now, leafing through the Sky Mall catalogue, saying, "Who needs a mini-donut maker? That's ridiculous." And to that person I say, "Me and Homer Simpson."