Head Cold
I have a head cold. It sucks. My nose is red, my eyes are glassy and my reading comprehension level has gone back to third grade.
So, on a whim, I googled "cold remedy" to see what the shiny internets had to offer me. Ah, the Mayo Clinic! Well those folks have degrees of a medical nature. Alas, all their advice: drink fluids, chicken soup, avoid stress (ha!) provided me with no new remedies. Besides they overlooked the obvious one I'm considering: a head transplant.
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Just remember, there's no known germ that can survive immersion in alcohol... Medicate to keep the levels as high as possible. It's not a cure, but you'll sure feel better. Trust me on this one.
Posted by: Mike Chapman | October 11, 2007 01:22 PM