Redbook Redux
For those of you unwilling to shell out the $3.50 for the July issue of Redbook, be not ashamed. Even you cheap bastards can see MY SUMMER OF SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT displayed in the Top 10 Summer Reads thanks to the freeness of the internets! Here is the link to see my book. My book is #10 so you have to scroll to the right to see it. (I'm sure #10 is the best number. As in "on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 representing plague and 10 representing panda hugs, where would my book fall?")
For those of you who purchased the July Redbook, may I please call your attention to page 50? A "double zip belt bag" is a fanny pack by another name. Do not try to fool me, editors of fashion. I know a damn fanny pack when I see one. The shorts on this page are cute. Why would you assault them with a fanny pack?