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The Horror, the horror!

Online Dating

Mingle2 - Online Dating

Oh, this is pathetic. I used a little device to check my blog's audience rating (equivalent to MPAA ratings). I got a G for General Audiences. What?! The only G movies are animated or very family friendly. My only no-no was using the word bitches once. You know what I say? Fuck that.

No one embraces curse words more than me! In fact I'm still trying to get twatwaffle into common speech (since Gawker decided it could not replace douchebag. The hell it can't!)

Apparently mentioning alcohol and drinking got me nowhere. I'm going to have to step this up. Hmmmm.

Okay, let's hope this post gets me at least into PG-13 territory. I've got a rep to protect here folks. Damn twatwaffles. Trying to bring me down.

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Yay! I'm rated R! Apparently I talk about drugs all the time (16 times!). Nevermind the fact that I was talking about AIDS drugs.

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